Will they? Won't they? How would they even?!
Having beaten Resident Evil 4 and Resident Evil 7, Wilde and Blondie decide to take on another classic RE game: Resident Evil 5. The faces continue to look like dropped clay and the camera controls like hot garbage. But Blondie is content as long as she can watch Definition of a Beef Cake Chris Redfield flex every now and again.
Are Mega Man games bad because their plot makes no sense to Blondie? Or are they bad because DJ Wildebeest can't remember how the game mechanics work? All we can agree on is no one is happy.
In case you were curious about why people don't spend a lot of time playing the original Mega Man anymore.Or if you were wondering if you should, we've saved you the time: Don't.
Our story ends much like it began. In so many ways. Thanks for coming along for this revenge getting, gator hunting, going in loud adventure.
It might seems like we're humble bragging but we in fact just want to show y'all some damn culture!