You know the old proverb: One rice out, three in. No one knows what it means but it has something to do with rice and that's good enough for Wilde.
Having beaten Resident Evil 4 and Resident Evil 7, Wilde and Blondie decide to take on another classic RE game: Resident Evil 5. The faces continue to look like dropped clay and the camera controls like hot garbage. But Blondie is content as long as she can watch Definition of a Beef Cake Chris Redfield flex every now and again.